"Sunshine all the time makes a desert"

Arab proverb

These simple words are so profound & thought provoking.

(via thaihaha)

(Source: dounia-algeria, via lifeofatheaternerd)

cheesyfiestafuck:

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

(via thefrogman)

meatbicyclevevo:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

look at that kangaroo

meatbicyclevevo:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

look at that kangaroo

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via silverspindle)

worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

(via sibella-hallward)

Angela Lansbury: *mentions she wants to leave Anyone Can Whistle while in rehearsals because she's just found out her character is a cartoon*
Stephen Sondheim: All the characters, even the slightly more developed romantic leads, are exaggerations - the whole show is a cartoon.
Angela Lansbury: But there's no emotion for me to play!
Stephen Sondheim: Isn't greediness an emotion?
Angela Lansbury: A warm emotion, I mean. Couldn't Cora have a song with genuine feeling?
Stephen Sondheim: But then she wouldn't be a cartoon of venality and narcissism. What would make Cora sing such a a song? What would be the reason for the song?
Angela Lansbury: [after a very long pause] Besides, Fay has five songs and Cora only has four!